I guess a girl like me
Could fall in love four times a year
And be perfectly happy to bond
With every inch of her heart

The thing about monogamy
For years and years on end
Is a necessary stability
Whilst other things are changing

A sort of simple firm foundation
For the babies and life changes
For the ups and downs, life crises
Through sickness and in health

It sometimes helps to ponder why
You settled down just when you did
Did that person rock your world?
Did it make sense from the beginning?

I am curious to know
Which paths maximize love best
From sweet beginning to sweet ending
When just one love is not your calling

When our only template is infinity
It hurts to love less long
But on the bright side, dating me seems to have a marrigable effect on my suitors once they move on

So horray for their chains and bliss
And horray for my life's love song
May our beds be ever warm
And our hearts be full and strong