I had this idea to make everyone I love an end-of-the-world kit this year with stuff my friends make that I totally love. Unfortunately, my finances didn’t align in time to gift, so here is a virtual kit, feel free to order what you need for yourself!

End of the World Kit

If it was good enough for (the end of) the Mayans, it’s good enough for (the end of) us!

The world is ending, go out with the best, most sacred healthy, RAW chocolate IN THE WORLD. One small bite of the Amazonian raw heart is to kill, I mean die for. Plus, it’s made and blessed by a minister of the sacred heart, the amazing Sacred Steve, so it’s extra zombie protection.

Have a little Cockfidence!

It’s the end of the world, might as well go out with a bang! Yeah, those are my hot friends on the cover. Get your groove on too!

Express Yourself!

Always wanted to paint your body green but didn’t know what your boss might think about it? It’s the end of the world! Now’s the time to do it! Here’s a book my friends made with some inspiration!

Fuel up to Run From Zombies!!

Delicious raw energy food – order a bunch now so you won’t have to waste precious time pillaging stores later! Zombies hate healthy food like Lydia Organics green crackers or Kale Krunch in dairy-free cheezy or chocolate too…nom nom nom

Hope you enjoyed! Love you and have fun in the new Era :-)